The Wedding

Recently I attending a wedding and reception for a guy I home teach.  The bride and groom both live in a retirement trailer park and are getting up there in years.  I was the best man.  It was funny as I was constantly getting asked if I was the groom's grandson.

It was a lot of fun but one particularly funny thing was going into the restroom and finding these cool Hanoi Jane Urinal Targets.  We were on the local military base at the Officer's Club.  I guess they are still upset with Jane Fonda after all these years.  I started laughing hysterically and had my wife come into the men's room just to see them.  Someone was pretty inventive to come up with these and start a business. 

I Miss Ronald Reagan

Amazing the difference a few years make.  Where is the next Ronald Reagan when we need him.

Happy Halloween

Hopefully your pumpkin patch was the most sincere!  This is my first attempt at fancy carving of pumpkins.  Those pros on T.V. and the internet make it look a lot easier than it is.

Public Safety is Our Number One Priority!

Thanks to your government, safety is our number one priority.  To explain some of those wacky safety pictures I offer you the following:  Homeland Security Safety Picture Guide

Be sure to look at the guide (above link) in case an emergency happens.

Your government is always concerned about your safety.  The following Civil Defense Film, while a little dated, still contains important information that may keep you alive in an emergency. 

By understanding the illustrations of emergency behavior and viewing the video, you should be well prepared in the event of an emergency.

What is it with Twilight?

I mean really, who wants to watch movie after movie of this.  The only ones who I think would enjoy this are 11-13 year old boy scouts.

That's Cool History!!!!

EPIC FAIL or Tyrone Goes Shopping!

As many of my readers know, our business was burglarized a couple months ago.  They caught two of them and recovered about 1/4 of our stuff because the idiot called his ex girlfriend multiple times using one of our stolen cell phones.  The ex girlfriend ratted him out fast when questioned by the cops.  So I enjoy hearing about those who break into businesses getting caught or even better, what happens in this video.  So without further delay, here is "Tyrone Goes Shopping".



What this guy needs is some hope and change.....

Cake Dissaster Blog

Ever have a wedding cake dissaster?  Then this blog is for you! Cake Wrecks Blog

The Lord of the Engagement Rings

Sometimes you come across something so funny it will make milk shoot out of your nose.  Such is the case with this BYU Divine Comedy Production of THE LORD OF THE ENGAGEMENT RINGS












Be sure to check out their website for some other really clever videos:  http://www.divinecomedy.net/videos/

Sorry In N Out, I Found A Better Burger.....

I feel like I've cheated on my girl friend or something but it's true, I've found a better burger.  For years I've been exclusive with In N Out's Animal Style Cheeseburgers, Animal Style Fries, and Neopolitan Milk Shakes.  Alas, I strayed once and that was all it took.

For the record I hate fast food burgers.  In N Out was my one exception to the rule.  The grilled onions, special sauce, and cheese had won me over.  But then my brother took me to Danny's Donut House and Mexican Food in Caruthers, CA. 

Their burgers are fantastic and unlike In N Out their fries don't have to be slathered in cheese, sauce, and grilled onions to make them good.  I don't know why Danny's is better.  I think the meat quality is a little bit better which is hard to say since In N Out is the gold standard for quality.  I think what really sets them apart is the home made hamburger buns they use.  They are the best hamburger buns I have ever had.  There is also the portion size.  The burgers are huge as you can see in the pictures.

They also load the burgers up with several tomatos, lettuce, onions, and pickles.  No skimping on anything with this burger!

In fact, everything is good at this place.  The mexican food is great and the donuts are also great.  I particularly like the apple fritters.  I don't normally eat donuts and by normally I mean that I never eat donuts.  The staff at Danny's Donuts is also super friendly.  Their dining room is surprisingly big, the resturant is very clean, and overall it is a great experience every time I go.

Danny's has ruined me to eating burgers anywhere else.  I can't make them at home as good as Danny's.  Even when In N Out was king I could still occassionally eat a burger at another resturant.  Not anymore.  There are no other burgers besides Danny's.  I have a real problem now.

Danny's is not a short drive away but I find myself making the drive a couple times each month.  Did I mention I think I have a problem?  Their real ice cream chocolate shakes are also really good.  Also, their fountain drinks aren't overloaded with ice and they fill them to the very top of the cup. 

I'm stressing right now because the burgers are so good and I want one right now!!!!!

This is the first time I've had pictures taken of me eating anything so you can be assured that I really do have a problem.  Is there a support group out there for someone addicted to Danny's Donuts?

Look at the size of that burger!

Thank's Danny's for my new massive weight gain!